THE CREAKING PLANKS: THE JUG BAND OF THE DAMNED

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

2009-05-23: Cedar Cottage Community Gardens Spring Festival

a snapshot from our musical visit to their open stage in September 2008

Located beneath the SkyTrain tracks at Victoria and Hull, the Cedar Cottage Community Gardens are having a Spring festival, and we are playing at it sometime after 2 pm. From noon on, they'll be giving tours of the garden site, discussing its past and future, as well as offering garden membership and plots and participation in a fundraising 50/50 draw. The Environmental Youth Alliance will be offering basic gardening workshops at half past the hour, and there will also be food plants for sale: "lettuce, spinach, scallions, beans, beets, peppers, basil, soybeans, carrots, peas, sunflowers, many varieties tomatoes, gooseberries, dill, cilantro, broccoli, strawberry, raspberry canes, borage, yarrow, and more."


As well as drumming from Cease Wyss, the festivities will include a garden-themed poetry contest, rewarding those who can best handle subjects randomly drawn out of a hat.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

2009-05-20: Savor at the Heritage Hall, then the "Spring Fling" One Cool Word launch at the Biltmore!

It's an improbable and, quite frankly, somewhat foolish weeknight twofer from the Creaking Planks... but with this many good causes at classy venues, who are we to turn down the invitations to make our unmistakable mark?  Starting the night, The Neighbours Organic Weekly Co-operative (NOWBC) hosts a benefit for the CityReach Care Society's "Food for Families" project.  As well as a potluck dinner and fabulous prizes, the evening presents a slate of performers (kid-friendly up 'til 7:30 pm):

  • 6 p.m. D'Arcy Stainton, children's performer

  • 6:45 Lily Jo

  • 7:00 Melodious Mandolins

  • 7:45 Friends of Thieves

  • 8:30 Creaking Planks

  • 9:15 Yer Blues


and here's its poster!


But by the end of that line-up, we'll already have shuffled up Main Street to help celebrate the launch of One Cool Word magazine's 13th issue (you remember, they presented our pal Bob Uker back in issue #5 in Spring 2007) at the Biltmore Cabaret (395 Kingsway)! (keep an ear open for the rendition of Dead Man's Pants from our demo on the accompanying CD!) Here are the rough plans for THAT night...

  • 9:30 The Contemporary Lovers

  • 10:20 Creaking Planks

  • 11:10 Analog Bell Service

  • 12:00 Fur Bearing Animals

plus …and special guest models from Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School!

And here's its poster!



Update! April Smith of AHA Media (backing up Rob "The Delete Bin" Jones' report for Miss 604 -- whew, what a tangled web! -- where we are described as "jug band music as played by Tom Waits’ feral stepchildren") caught us out at the Biltmore and posted a couple of videos of us on YouTube (as well as a schwack of photos from the whole evening on Flickr)!

Here we are performing Creep...


... and here's our Psycho Killer! The classics always have something new to offer upon revisitation.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

2009-05-16: Planks back at Cafe Montmartre with Petunia!

Following our bombastic April Ship of Fools variety show, Ali has seen fit, in his ultimate wisdom, to turn the Montmartre stage (4362 Main Street) over to us for another Saturday night filled with much merriment and musical mayhem. Joining us tonight for a tasty set in the middle is our pal Petunia!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

2009-05-08: Planks play Gutter Punk Space Opera opening at the Gallery Gachet

Pre-Plank Colin Upton's old buddy Bryce-Thing (nĂ© Rasmussen) finally makes good on a longstanding threat to recruit the Planks into performing at an exhibition of his visual work at the Gallery Gachet (88 East Cordova). We will give it our anarchic best (cutting ourselves short only of Puke Theatre), and he wouldn’t have it any other way. Also featuring the opening of Florida artist Jordan Massengale’s work Sub-Urban Commentaries.

But what of Bryce's work?  Let the curatorial blurb speak for it:
Vancouver-based Bryce Rasmussen’s Gutter Punk Space Opera chews on the themes of outsider, a reflection of his childhood, weaving epic personal myths, populated with monsters, spaceships and bedraggled heroes that seem to stumble through the backwaters of the mind. The work emerges through a liberal use of whatever medium is available - most often from the alleys around town. Focusing on isolation and rebellion, filtering the street culture through a wonky lens.
The only thing that could improve this grouping would be if his co-exhibitor's show was instead entitled "Sub-Human Commentaries". For a taste of his work, enjoy the two (decade-old) photos below of some of his earlier work on similar themes:
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Clark Nikolai took a heaping tablespoon of photos over the course of the evening:




the Planks Creak on
Our fervour was so vehement, we even stopped people in their tracks passing by on the sidewalk

The show was visited by our friends in the Margaret Charles Chopper Collective (MC3)

The joint, as they say, was jumping... albeit while we were still setting the PA up.

Caught in the act!

Rumblebucket manipulates his intriguing theremin.

Daisy Jones-Locher's santur also provoked its fair share of questions.

The artist is moved to join us on the harmonica

At long length, the Puke Theatre principals determine they can't keep up with us

2009-05-02: Planks celebrate Shel Silverstein

A Sunday afternoon sharing (at a secret location -- but not THE secret location) of musical arrangements of the children’s poems of author Shel Silverstein (whose "Polly" we've been getting some good mileage out of since debuting it at our Penthouse gig)... plus Planks covering some of his more famed songs already covered by others. (Meta-covering?) For more information about the particulars of the show (contested by the Silverstein estate), please contact the ringmaster of the arrangements at peppermillrecords.com/contact

2009-04-29: Planks at Big Screen Barrelhouse at the Rio

Running from 8 pm until well past midnight, this culmination of the Rio's (1660 E. Broadway at Commercial Drive) April series of concerts will be featuring screenings and musical accompaniment by Tarran the Tailor, Blackberry Wood and Maria in the Shower, including special guests the Mind of a Snail puppet troupe (of "the Laughing Disease" fame)... and (of course!) the Creaking Planks, joining forces with Travis to demonstrate a certain magical, musical spirit cabinet. A craft market will be set up and the first few rows of chairs removed to maximalise DANCE PARTY potential! Admission is $15, but these supertoys last all summer long.

2009-04-26: Planks back at LMS

The facts are well-established: We do good work at the Little Mountain Studios (195 E. 26th Avenue at Main), and we do good work with Erin Graves.  Why not put one in the other?  (A: because the LMS will not fit inside Miss Graves.)

A command performance for some distinguished visiting dignitaries from Phalonious J. Knucklebones' storied past, this show sees us flexing our creative muscles (there, to the left of the goof glands) in a space that's practically our home away from home. Joining us again is Erin Graves contributing a set on the keys, likely again commandeering a chunk of the Planks to be her back-up ensemble (Gravesdiggers?) Doors at 8; music should certainly be well underway by 9 pm. By donation.