2012-11-10: For The Love Of The Hippo House part II

It is hard to say anything about this show and have it be both meaningful and understood. As best we can gather, the OperaFeHk community agitates to infect the complacence of orchestral chamber music with an ounce of aggressive avant-garde surrealism, employing shock, costume, and cognitive dissonance. In short, musical terrorism in line with our own murderous tendencies. This manifestation of the series runs two nights -- we're playing on the second, at One Thousand Rivers (54 E. 4th Ave.)

2012-11-02: So You Wanna Be A Ukulele Pop Star part II

Inasmuch as our ensemble can practically be defined as a wildlife preserve for underdog instruments -- all the axes which might be told at some point, "No, we don't want any (x) in our band" -- it brings us great pleasure to take our ukuleles to the table at this ongoing series... and burden them with the drag factor of the rest of our sonic freakshow.

Also featuring performances from Corinne Mundell, Jen Charters, Martin Lunatech, Steven Drake, plus our own Devon 8 and the band Blackberry Wood! One night only, at Cafe Deux Soleils (2096 Commercial Drive).

2012-10-27: Parade of Lost Souls redux

Though we're not at liberty to disclose in which East side park the festivities will be proceeding in, we are happy to announce our return to the Parade of Lost Souls -- this year on the mainstage! Don't miss us at the very early (but still quite night-time) hour of 7 pm!

2012-08, 09, 10 missed business.

Because sometimes they only come through at the last minute, and sometimes they are private functions, and sometimes it is more work to talk about the gigs than to play them, a handful of shows eked out lately that we never mentioned here on our blog, an omission we intend to now correct:

August 22nd, as suggested, we returned to the Trout Lake Community Centre for another delightful outdoor evening concert, courtesy of the Myrtle Family Band who invited us to open. Repeat customers were veritably outraged with delight. One precocious tot wanted us to make impromptu musical arrangements of all of their favorite nursery rhymes -- perhaps a project for another time. Only one on this occasion.

September 8th we bravely traversed the Great Ice Wall in order to take up an invitation to perform at the Sh'Bang festival, located in the beautiful Lookout Arts Quarry south of Bellingham.

September 12th we descended into Calabash's caged basement between drag lip sync acts to enjoy a slice of cake and blitz through a blisteringly short set (prior to an Accordion Noir Festival visit from our visiting Bay Area pal Renee de la Prade on the radio) at the Catalogue of Independent Arts' launch party for this season's installment of their "See Seven" catalogue of arts events -- for which we were paid in the following swell ad in their pages:

(Now all we need is some more recent gushing copy for our press kit!)

Then we performed Sept 19th at the Stanley Park Rowing Club, an organization counting among its honorary membership British royals who write in with letters of congratulations when their rugby clubs reach a century of age. There we played in support of one of the few Vancouver political organizations with which we could share a room without having to hold our noses: the end-of-summer BBQ of municipal party COPE. Despite preparing a set of old folk songs for, well, old folks, we ended up jamming instrumentals during supper (Fred Bass wanted to know: is that what is called klezmer?) and then, after Ben West spoke at length on many weighty matters, ripping through our power set for the youth slate. (Then getting lost in Stanley Park, then giving Norway's accordion siren Guro von Germeten a ride back to Geoff Berner's place from her Accordion Noir radio appearance!)

(Photos courtesy of AHA Media. SpongeDev not depicted due to late arrival 8)

Finally, despite rodents and humans coming together to coordinate elaborate preparations, we did not manage to field a physical presence last night, October 6th, at the eleventh annual Horace Phair party in Portland over Columbus Day (Wyoming Johnny did, but it takes at least two to be a "we". Blackbox's excuse is his accordion's tapeworm.) Nonetheless, hearkening way back to the ridiculous technological underpinnings of our initial association with our jolly chums there, we managed to set up a videoconference through Google+ Hangouts (Skype wouldn't return a picture from our end!) and after some awkward small talk played a set as an international duet over broadband, Johnny live in a Portland Saluthaus living room with a banjo and Blackbox in HIS Vancouver living room on accordion and banjo-ukulele, with guest Plank appearances for the first time from his pets Jim Casy the cat and Pickles the dog. Songs We Never Play Anymore came out for fans from way back, and were sung along to with minimal latency, making for the second most memorable tele-presence at this year's party. If you can't be there, this was a distant consolation prize, but a virtual party is better than a kick in the pants. We will drown our sorrows in turkey.



Did You Know that the Creaking Planks have a fan page on Google+? Strange but true.

2012-09-27: Oktoberfest at the Railway with The End Tree, The Creaking Planks, and Fang!

It's that special time of the year when our Kishka Anthem makes sense! (from a sausage point of view at least).

The Planks will be celebrating Oktoberfest in not quite Oktober at the Railway Club this coming Thursday, September 27 with chamber squawk trio The End Tree, and well-heeled accordion rock weirdos Fang.

The Railway Club (579 Dunsmuir St., Vancouver)
$8 - 8:30pm

2012-09-14: ACCORDION DANCE PARTY at the 5th annual Accordion Noir Festival

The jug band of the damned (that's us!) return again to the Grandview Legion (upstairs at 2205 Commercial Drive) for our annual appearance at the Accordion Noir Festival of all squeezings dark and gritty (this is their 5th annual! Yow, outta sight!) Hopefully this party will simmer only slightly under the fever pitch of our last AN Fest appearance there, and perhaps be a bit less explicit than our last visit to the Grandview Legion.

We're joined by two other East Van all-star bands, High Society (who we've been waiting a year to play with) and the Flying Folk Army, recently reconvened after a 7-year hiatus, for what's been described as "a night of bellows-driven foot-scooting and boogying". So bring your dancing shoes and come prepared to cut a rug!

The jug band of the damned THE CREAKING PLANKS (ab)use old-timey instruments to pull modern pop music back in time, kicking and screaming, to a folksy bygone era with more dancing and less chin-stroking.

The soul groove of HIGH SOCIETY screams out joyful into the night and leaves you drenched in sweat and eager for more. Chelsea Johnson and Adam Farnsworth will be flipping coins to see who has to give up squeezing their heart out to give the other one a chance.

Because politics don't have to be dull, the FLYING FOLK ARMY has come off of a 7-year hiatus to remind people why music that matters... matters! Alison Jenkins rocks the box here while her crack squad of rebel folkies display precision musical maneuvres.

Thanks to Julie the Bruce for the accordionista avatar artwork.

2012-08-01: Creaking Planks at Trout Lake!

Tonight tonight tonight for one night only! The jug band of the darned travels to the lovely climes of Trout Lake Community Centre, the east side of the big building in beautiful John Hendry Park, to play two 45 minute sets of music the whole family can enjoy outdoors starting at 6:30 pm! It's part of a series of Wednesday concerts and who knows, if it goes well we might come by again! As Ludwicka lePearl says, come for the music and stay for the full moon!